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We here at Fist A Goat don't like old people. Quite frankly, we think they suck. We ask you, what they hell have old people done for us? Nothing! Oh sure, they won a few wars and stuff like that, but what have they done lately? That's right, nothing! So screw them. All they do is sit around all day, pooping their pants and whining aboot their hips. Well maybe if you weren't crapping so much, your hip wouldn't hurt.
Well, we here at Fist A Goat are sick and tired of these lay-aboots and we think it's time that we do something aboot them. What can I do, I'm only one person? you ask. Well the answer is simple. Push them. Knock them down. Kick them. Let's send these fuckers to the pearly gates with one last agonizing flourish of blows to the head whilst they writhe in a pool of their own piss and blood. No more early bird specials for you pops! Can't crochet with your arms broke, eh memaw! That's what I thought. Boo ya!
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